• Girl: come over
  • Me: I don't have a gif detailing my current situation
  • Girl: my parents aren't home
  • Me:

slynderella:

Bruh I know all the words

tagged → #ME

neildegrassetyson:

neildegrassetyson:

So I’m hosting a Chinese exchange student for the year, and she came in last night at midnight, so I was asleep (trying to get back on a regular sleep schedule, you know?), and this morning she gave me a gift.

  • It’s a mug
  • When you put hot liquid in it
  • It changes from solid black
  • To
  • Pictures
  • Of
  • My
  • Face

image

ktreeks:

oceaun:

punkgrl:

underthecarolinamoon:

Men put a lot of things in their truck beds—but the sweetest, undoubtedly is a bunch of cozy old quilts for nights like these.

this is a dream


This picture warms my heart

I tried doing this with an ex at a park once. Turns out there was something illegal going on and some guys chased us in their trucks for about ten minutes. But first, a guy stepped out in front of the truck and tried to get us to get out.

ktreeks:

oceaun:

punkgrl:

underthecarolinamoon:

Men put a lot of things in their truck beds—but the sweetest, undoubtedly is a bunch of cozy old quilts for nights like these.

this is a dream

This picture warms my heart

I tried doing this with an ex at a park once. Turns out there was something illegal going on and some guys chased us in their trucks for about ten minutes. But first, a guy stepped out in front of the truck and tried to get us to get out.

grasslilly:

hi:

my moms been talking to me for 20 minutes about responsible decisions to make when I move away for school tomorrow so I started building a wall of Kraft Dinner in between us and she’s still talking


?? who’s taking the picture? he set up a camera, turned on a timer, and his mom still didn’t notice?? this is the most half assed shit i’ve ever seen on this website yet you’re all still reblogging it. god

grasslilly:

hi:

my moms been talking to me for 20 minutes about responsible decisions to make when I move away for school tomorrow so I started building a wall of Kraft Dinner in between us and she’s still talking

?? who’s taking the picture? he set up a camera, turned on a timer, and his mom still didn’t notice?? this is the most half assed shit i’ve ever seen on this website yet you’re all still reblogging it. god