Bruh I know all the words
So I’m hosting a Chinese exchange student for the year, and she came in last night at midnight, so I was asleep (trying to get back on a regular sleep schedule, you know?), and this morning she gave me a gift.
- It’s a mug
- When you put hot liquid in it
- It changes from solid black
Men put a lot of things in their truck beds—but the sweetest, undoubtedly is a bunch of cozy old quilts for nights like these.
this is a dream
This picture warms my heart
I tried doing this with an ex at a park once. Turns out there was something illegal going on and some guys chased us in their trucks for about ten minutes. But first, a guy stepped out in front of the truck and tried to get us to get out.
my moms been talking to me for 20 minutes about responsible decisions to make when I move away for school tomorrow so I started building a wall of Kraft Dinner in between us and she’s still talking
?? who’s taking the picture? he set up a camera, turned on a timer, and his mom still didn’t notice?? this is the most half assed shit i’ve ever seen on this website yet you’re all still reblogging it. god